Don’t Go In My Room

At the time it wasn’t such an odd request
I shrugged and told myself you always did know best
In retrospect it must have been some kind of test
That I really really wish I’d passed

I knew you were the kind of girl with lots of friends
Whenever you neglected me you’d make amends
But now I think I feel as though I’ve got the bends
And they’re aching like they’re gonna last

Don’t go in my room you told me
Don’t go in my room don’t scold me
Don’t go in my room please hold me
My room, my room
Don’t go in my room played I-Spy
Don’t go in my room how you lie
Don’t go in my room I could die
My room, my room, my room

I’ve never suffered much from scrupulosity
I think I can’t be blamed for curiosity
’Bout your legendary sexual precocity
But I never gave it my belief

You always told me I was gonna be the one
You always stopped me when we’d hardly just begun
You said, just hang on baby, it’ll be such fun
While you left me to my own relief

Don’t go in my room I was wrong
Don’t go in my room hence this song
Don’t go in my room must be strong
My room, my room
Don’t go in my room what I found
Don’t go in my room losing ground
Don’t go in my room make no sound
My room, my room, my room

I found out a lot more than I had planned
And it’s left me weakened and I’m so unmanned
It looks like you took matters much more than in hand
At least that’s what I saw when I looked in your nightstand

Don’t go in my room have no fear
Don’t go in my room you’re not near
Don’t go in my room so unclear
My room, my room
Don’t go in my room you told me
Don’t go in my room don’t scold me
Don’t go in my room please hold me
My room, my room, my room