The Girls of Fairleigh Dickinson
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The other night you rolled in from Montclair
In less than five you’d gone out for some air
I could hardly blame you
The place was pretty rank
I still wish all the same you
Hadn’t left with Frank

I’d heard pursuing graduate degrees
Would help to bring the coeds to their knees
I’ve no cause to doubt it
It might well be true
There’s no mistake about it
It doesn’t work with you

There’s no challenge in chasing girls
Pursuing women is a brave new world
I don’t think you mean to be mean
Why do I have to choose between
The girls of Fairleigh Dickinson and you
The girls of Fairleigh Dickinson and you

Remember when you were the party girl?
Look at you now in the real world
You got your diploma
I drank till I threw up
I say that you gave in
You say you grew up

There’s no challenge in chasing girls
Pursuing women is a brave new world
I don’t think you mean to be mean
Why do I have to choose between
The girls of Fairleigh Dickinson and you
The girls of Fairleigh Dickinson and you